Quotes

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On this page we'll have a complete database of all the funny quotes and sayings from characters in all the Mario & Luigi games. If we're missing anything from this page, please feel free to post it in the forum so it can be added.

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Baby Luigi

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

  • "Oh yeah!"
  • "Let's-a-go!"
  • "Mario!"
  • "Thank you very much!"

Baby Mario

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

  • "Peek-a-boo!"
  • "Luigi!"
  • "Thank you very much!"
  • "Mama mia!"
  • "Woo hoo!"

Birdley

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story Quotes

  • "FYI! FYI! FYI! FYI! FYI! FYI!"

Birdo

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "Oh, why must THEY be here? Why can't we be alone, darling, speaking the language of love?"
  • "Don't call me Birdo, call me Birdie!"
  • "You may have hurt my darling, but this is as far as you go!"
  • "Clearly, this is a test for me. Yes, the powers-that-be want me to go out on my own. Once I overcome many hardships, I shall be one step closer to superstardom!"

Bowletta

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "Excuse me? Bowser??? Oh, I think you're sorely mistaken. I'm… Bowletta!!!"
  • "You've done well to make it here! I should have expected as much from the superstars of the Mushroom Kingdom! Unfortunately for you, those who desire to disrupt my plans have very short futures! After conquering the Beanbean Kingdom, I intend to make the Mushroom Kingdom mine as well! My new country has no need for old superstars! It will do just fine with only one: the Great Bowletta!!!
  • "GAHH! No cursed Mario Bros.! Not again…"
  • "EEYAH HA HA! FOOLS! You let your guards down! Even with all your fancy attacks, you can't beat me! Farewell, you two losers! It's time you took a nice relaxing break… IN MY BELLY!!!"
  • "I need no voice this time… I'll just steal… the real deal!!! Ehaaa Ehaa Eha"
  • "You puny little worms are no match for me now! I'm only going to say this once so listen up! If you want your precious princess returned safely… Bring me the four pieces of the beanstar! I will contact you again once the beanstar is complete!"
  • "You have done well! Seeing through their fake beanstar ruse and ruining their plan was brilliant!"
  • "What's that? Do you need something? Or are you finally admitting defeat?"
  • "Huh? What! What are you saying? You want us to return Peach? Oh I have to laugh! We would never release Peach to scheming liars like you two!"
  • "You reap the beans you saw, fools! Now meet your doom!"
  • "S-Somethings wrong here… T-Two princesses?!? Wha-what is this?!? No it can't be! W-Wait!!! Forget this cheap knockoff! I'm taking the real princess Peach!"
  • "At last we have both Princess Peach and the Beanstar!"
  • "Hmph! They're a slick bunch, huh? And you princess peach… you're a sly one, too! By the way, princess… why are you covering your mouth with your hands?"
  • "ACK BEHIND YOU, IT'S A HUMONGUS COCKROACH!"
  • "Fawful… did you see that?"
  • "Fawful… fire at will."
  • "Gahhhhhhhhhh!!! How did you trick us?!?"
  • "Graaaaaack! How could this happen not only once, but twice?!?"
  • "…No! Instead we go to the Mushroom Kingdom!"
  • "Very good! You fools make fine scavengers! Now i want red and green to bring the beanstar to me! The drop point is at the far end of the ocean at the crypt for cruddy jokes called Jokes end! You can't get to jokes end by walking on the seafloor, so dont try it cretins. Come after you learn how to cross the sea surface! And don't lose the beanstar on the way, butterfingers!"

Bowser

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "Mario! Do something super!"
  • "Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros!"
  • "Urk… blaaargh…"
  • "Uh… W-Wait a second! Listen… This is no time for fighting! …Even though I would've won!"
  • "Gah! If I kidnap Princess Peach in this state, she'll wreck my castle!"
  • "Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!"
  • "I am Bowser The King!"
  • "Mwahahaha! Yeah, go capture that fiend and get back Peach's voice. Then I can kidnap her!"
  • "We'll take my Koopa Cruiser and reach the Beanbean Kingdom in no time! Mario! We leave immediately!!"
  • "We're leaving! Right now! So get on board, and make it snappy!"
  • "Bowser Baddies!"
  • "Gwahahahahar! Don't be so modest, Mr. Green. I mean, you might look like a pain, but I'll take you along anyway."
  • "Eh? What's with all the hoopla?"
  • "You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?"
  • "Ow… Grrrr… Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks?"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story Quotes

  • "Nintendo!"
  • "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
  • "PEACH! So I'm an outcast, huh?! What'd I do to deserve this?!"
  • "I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!!"
  • "Well, pardon ME, your royal genius!"
  • "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice…But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
  • "CHARGE!"
  • "Crud!" (Proper version)
  • "HOW DARE YOU!" (Beta version)
  • "Bloooooooorg… I feel all… sloshy."
  • "SHOWTIME!!!"
  • "Hey, I know you! You're the weirdo in the forest who gave me that mushroom!"
  • "I'll taste defeat? You're going to be tasting my fist, you little piglet!"
  • "You are not making ANY sense!"
  • "I rule!"
  • "A monument, huh? Then that means… I'm the model!"
  • "Shut up! You know me! I AM KING BOWSER!"
  • "WHAT!? My eyes are MUCH more manly than that!"
  • "Filth? CRUST!?"
  • "You can make me better than Mario!?"
  • "Shut up! Don't think I forgot about my castle! Now's when I punt you out of here!"
  • "I fell through the floor, genius!"
  • "I GET massages, I don't GIVE 'em!"
  • "She's mine! Put her Back!"
  • "One Bowser is plenty, baby! That guy's gotta GO!"
  • "Pfft! Please, who do you think I am? I'm Bowser, the Koopa king!"
  • "Try again in about a hundred years, you weird little babbling nerd!"
  • "Don't lump me with Mario!"
  • "Please! He was so weak, I could hardly call him my enemy!"
  • "MIRACLE MIGHTY IRON BALL RETURN!"
  • "Are you finally ready to stop running and fight?"
  • "GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details!"
  • "Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!"
  • "And for the finale, one KO punch!"
  • "Having yourself some hoedown in my body! MY BODY! I've never been so disgusted! No WAY do I stand for this!"
  • "Hey… you just ACTED like me."

Bowser Baddies

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "Hey! You! Down there in the ship's belly! Mario and… what's-yer-name! Green guy!"
  • "Mario! And… Mr. Green Mario Brother Guy! Look alive down there, will you two? We're about to arrive in the Beanbean Kingdom!"
  • "Yeah, so, you may not know this, but we Bowser Baddies recently added a new member. Yup. He's in training until we land in the Beanbean Kingdom."
  • "Get in line, cutters!"
  • "Is this zit noticeable?"
  • "I always look so awful in photographs."
  • "Since the Great Bowser has called you to the deck, I'll let you two cut the line."
  • "Hmm… That goes there… and this goes here… Working the hold isn't easy… And if you mess up, you have to start all over again."
  • "It's nice to be nice!"
  • "Oh! It's Mario and… Mr. Greenie! Can you two help me out?"
  • "Uh-oh! Looks like the crane mistook you for cargo… That looks… uncomfortable."
  • "The K-Koopa Cruiser… We haven't finished… paying it off…"

Broque Madame

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story Quotes

  • "Could you try? Do you know…zee massage arts?"

Broque Monsieur

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story Quotes

  • "Ah, sweet monsieur! 'Elp me! I need 'elp! Helpez-moi, s'il vous plait!"
  • "Hmmm, strange… Zee world, it appers to be upside down…"
  • "Ah! Such a surprise! Monsieur Mario, oui?"
  • "We have met somewhere…Oui? I cannot remember…"
  • "But let us forget about vis…Let us talk about VOUS!"
  • "You are zis famous block collector, I have 'eard!"
  • "Oui, you hit zee blocks and turn zem all brown…"
  • "Zis is madness! You do not feel zee block spirit!"
  • "When you hit zee block, what? Zee values becomes nothing!"
  • "Ow do I make zee profits with zee likes of you around?"
  • "Leave and do not return to moi! Sorry for zee rudeness!"

Cackletta

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "Are you still conscious? Ugh. You're a persistent pair! I shall dispose of you quickly, and then eat you for lunch!"
  • "Who would have thought you'd catch up to the Great Cackletta in even a hundred million years?"
  • “It can't be!!! Impossible!!! I… No… How could I… And to this filthy little pair! HOW COULD I LOSE?????”

Dark Bowser

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story Quotes

  • "Your body, I have copied… Your power, I have copied…"
  • "Not enough… Not enough…power…"
  • "Not enough dark power…"
  • "Power has been drained…"
  • "I am not complete…"
  • "Who… Who will give…the dark power…"
  • "Her…"
  • "No…"
  • "That voice… Yes… I know that voice… That is the being who drained me of my power…"
  • "FWAHAHAHA! Awake at last! The dark power is complete!"
  • "I have copied all that is you. You are no longer necessary."
  • "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes… It must be freed…"
  • "BEHOLD!"
  • "Still here? Has the dark power not crushed your puny hopes?"
  • "Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"

Doctor Toadley

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story Quotes

  • "Miracle Toadley Cure…"
  • "Is it annoying I got wrapped up in all this? Yes it is."

Fawful

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "I HAVE FURY!"
  • "I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
  • "Have you readiness for this?!?"
  • "Now is when I ram you!"
  • "Now is the time where my true might shines like many angry sunbeams of rage!"
  • "Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
  • "In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness… That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"
  • "O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!"

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

  • "I have boredom…"
  • "Guests? Now I have… FURY!"
  • "I say to you WELCOME! Welcome to Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge!"
  • "In this place, beans are like precious treasure milked from a famous cow made of jewels!"
  • "All who come with beans leave with badges so rare they make mustaches droop with disbelief!"
  • "What? The story of Fawful? Your words are not beans. I am not wanting them."
  • "You are like brainless cats that are too dumb to know they are stupid! You have curiosity… …But my tale is long, so long it makes babies old and hairy lips grow grey with aging. Do you dare hear?"
  • "Then now you listen!"
  • "I am here, merchant of badges, only sometimes with fury, but I once had fury at all times."
  • "I drizzled rage dressing on the country next door. Rage dressing on a salad of evil!"
  • "And then the bad men came. Red and Green bad men. I had the punishment. Bad punishment with hammers and jumping on my head and the overheat of my ship."
  • "I have a little fury even with my remembering… Red! And green! A pair of jumping hammers in red and green who are looking like you!"
  • "I HAVE FURY!"
  • "Those brothers of badness! My brain aches at their overalls! I have fury AND headache now!"
  • "Fawful would be here, reigning over all and laughing at you! …But no."
  • "SO MUCH FURY!"
  • "Stupid mustaches! Hairs like the dirty tail of a horse in a barn built by a farmer who is crazy!"
  • "…I have calm."
  • "I am waiting like an elevator."
  • "I have the commerce. I run Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge, but…"
  • "The day comes soon when Fawful rises again, and then no baby's candy has safety!"
  • "I am counting chickens before they are even eggs, before the chickens are even chickens!"
  • "I WILL! HAVE! FURY!"
  • "I LAUGH AT DEFEAT!"
  • "I FIGHT WITH RAGE!"
  • "I HURT YOUR FACES!"
  • "Hooof… Heffff…"
  • "D-Did I…Have insanity? Did I…have evil?"
  • "I suppress the fury, but sometimes… The fury has me."
  • "Red and green puts the fog of rage in my eyes, and my mind goes crazy."
  • "P-Please… I will be fine. No worrying for Fawful. We talk of beans.
  • "Beans and badges… We begin trading!"
  • "The beans hide in the dirts of this country like dirt-fish who like to eat dirt for dinner. Bean symbols like this are marking all bean spots."
  • "You are digging in dirt, right? You are digging under symbols. And you are finding much bean!"
  • "Bean symbols have sneakiness! When the beans are gone, the symbols flee like babies!"
  • "You are wanting much beans? Then you are hunting symbols. And digging and popping."
  • "There are even places to win beans in games, maybe…"
  • “If you get many beans, you get many badges at this place, Fawful's Bean 'n' Badge!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story Quotes

  • "A WINNER IS YOU!"
  • "Jackpotting!"
  • "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
  • "Such easiness! So easy it gives me the gleeful chortles!"
  • "NOW I HAVE FURY!"
  • "I HAVE FAWFUL!"
  • "The winning is for… BOWSERRRR!"
  • "That was a battle of fury!"
  • "I have suction!"
  • "SUPER PEACH CASTLE OF FURY!"
  • "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
  • "It is I who gave the statue nuts!"
  • "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, drinking tea that laughs at you!"
  • "Fawfully-Doo! Where Are You!?"
  • "I have shock at you!"
  • "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn… Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate…"
  • "Fawful says farewell to all your fink-rat faces!"
  • "Meet… THE FURY OF FAWFUL!"
  • "I HAVE ANGST!"
  • "I am Lord Fawful! I am ruling the world!"
  • “Fawful only got half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
  • "I have fury?"
  • "Fury?"
  • "You have energy like an angry little battery with no friends!"
  • "MIDBUS! POWER UP!"
  • "Here Fawful goes… The disappearing… Forever disappearing.. WITH YOU!”
  • "Midbus! Crush this spiky snack, and we will have more chortles!"
  • "I have… DARKNESS!"
  • "No hunger for nuts. Just to conquer the kingdom…!"
  • "You are like an ugly rabbit that keeps appearing from the hat of a magician that stinks!!"

Jojora

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • “Eek! Uncool, you creep!”
  • “You NEVER touch a lady without her permission!”

Kamek

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

  • "MY PRINCE!"
  • "Prince Bowser! Let's hightail it out of here!"
  • "PRIIIINCE!"
  • "PRINCE BOWSER!"
  • "Ah-HAAAAA!! You! You little red and green insects! Didn't I try to kidnap you once? Yeah, I did! Boy, THAT didn't work out so well…. and you don't look quite so little anymore…. And you're much hairier, too…. Weird….but none of that matters! You like bothering our budding master of evil, do you? Then I'll bother YOU up!"
  • "Heh Heh Heh!"
  • "AAAACK!"
  • "Yaaaaaaaaaack! How long do I have to do this?! I'm in a hurry!"
  • "Prince Bowser! Let's scram!"
  • "Snacks…. Must find snacks…."
  • "Score! And doesn't look like anyone's home, so I'll just help myself to the goods."
  • "You gotta wonder why this place is so empty, through…."
  • "Whoa! You hairy jerks again! Chased me all the way to this stupid island, have you?"
  • "Huzzat? You want the Cobalt Star shards back?"
  • "Hey, I got my own problems. I'm on a snack run for Prince Bowser. He's on the cliff top. I don't have time for you guys! These snacks ain't gonna snack on themselves!"
  • "YAAAAAACK!"
  • "…"
  • "Hey, what's your beef, pal? I'm not tasty enough for you?! I'm prime Koopa, you snob!"
  • "You're lucky I'm in a rush."
  • "I gotta get these snacks to the prince, pronto, or I would whip that snooty pink tail for you."
  • "Boy, you doofuses just get on a Koopa's tail and STAY there, don'tcha?"
  • "Well, try this on for size…"
  • "Zip! Zap! Zow!"
  • "Unless those overalls are fireproof, you're gonna barbecue, you weenies! Give up now!"
  • "You really think you're tough? Then make it to the cliff top, losers! I'd LOVE to see it!"
  • "Prince Bowser, LITTLE bites! Oh, here, have some warm milk. It's, uh, from an evil cow."
  • "Yeah… It's been…great."
  • "Ack! Baby alert!"
  • "Prince Bowser! Take it easy!"
  • "Leave this rabble to me. You just go walk it off, Your Hungriness!"
  • "Whew…"
  • "You guys are really starting to chap my shell."
  • "I'm gonna yank out all those mustache hairs…AFTER I beat those cookies out of you!"
  • "GYAH! YAH! GWAH!"
  • "Oooh, which one's the REAL me?"
  • "AAACK!"
  • "Yoooorgh…"

Lady Lima

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "Ohhh, thank the stars! You've saved me! You heroic souls!"
  • "C-Could you be the Mario bros. from the Mushroom Kingdom? What are the Mario bros. doing in a place like this?"
  • "What? You claim that I dropped the pair of you down here? And that I told you to fix the plumbing?… Most perplexing…"
  • "Why, we were attacked by Cackletta and her fiends and have been stuck here ever since!"
  • "We have always been at the castle acting as guards, protecting the beanstar and keeping it out of evil hands…"
  • "Ohhhhhh! Heroic Mario bros.! Quickly, now! You must go to the beanstar! Go! You must not let the beanstar fall into the hands of evil!"

L33T HAMM3R BROZ.

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

  • "AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R BROZ.!"
  • "NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL NOOBZ R PWNED"

Little Fungitown People

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "Welcome to little Fungitown. I hope you'll enjoy your time here."
  • "Eh? Mr.Mario isn't with you? What?!? You say he's standing right before my eyes? Um… Luigi? Did someone thump you on the head?"
  • "Oh my! Mr. Mario isn't with you? Talk about odd… Huh? You think you're Mario? Oh…Really. Well, ummm… Yeah! Uh… take care… and all…"
  • "Lately, my dad has been spending all his time hanging around the new game arcade. And boy, my mom is so mad! Which would be funny, except she goes and takes it out on me! It's not easy for a kid when his parents are like this!"
  • "Sometimes, I get such a craving for this shop's Ultra Mushrooms… that I brave the many dangers of the desert just to come buy them. I'm crazy like that."
  • "The Ultra Mushrooms sold here are of the very finest quality! They are a local specialty that are only sold here. I think."
  • "Welcome to my item shop! Since you've come all the way to little fungitown, you'd miss out if you didn't buy a mushroom!"
  • "Come again"
  • "Hey! Come on! Can we go to Guffawha ruins soon or what?"
  • "What??? That place is dangerous! We can't go there! Are you out of your tiny little mind?"
  • "Fine then. Can we go to the new game arcade?"
  • "WHAT??? There are dangerous guys there! We can't go there! Are you crazy or what?"
  • "Aww… What a party pooper…"
  • "When a mushroom gets this big, maintaining it can be tough."
  • "Gah! Don't talk to me! It's distracting!!"

Luigi

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "Go Weegee!"
  • "Mamma mia…"
  • "Mario!"
  • "Jump!"
  • "High!"
  • "Hammer!"
  • "Thunder!"
  • "Okie dokie!"
  • "Oh no!"
  • "Waah!"
  • "Bye-bye!"
  • "Wah!"
  • "Ow ow!"

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

  • "Mario!"
  • "Babies!"
  • "Okey-dokey!"
  • "Baby Weegee?"
  • "Okay."
  • "Oh no!"

Mario

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "I got it!"
  • "Yummy!"
  • "Luigi!"
  • "Jump!"
  • "Spin!"
  • "Hammer!"
  • "Fire!"
  • "Let's a go!"
  • "Ahhhhhhhh!"
  • "YIPPIE!"
  • "Mm-hmm"

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

  • "Luigi!"
  • "Babies!"
  • "Let's-a-go!"
  • "Yippee!"
  • "Oh no!"

Midbus

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story Quotes

  • "You. You no longer needed. You taste defeat."
  • "Taste your fist? Ha ha. I think not. I HAVE NO TASTE!"
  • "Sense is for the weak!"
  • "NOW YOU SLEEP!"
  • "SUPER ULTRA WONDER ULTIMATE RUTHLESS GREAT IRON BALL!"
  • "Here your long journey ends!"
  • "Then you will lose! And you will cry!"
  • "MUH MUH MUH!"
  • "He is of trash. And you are. You, trash. I call you trash."
  • "Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever!"
  • "Go! Super Ultra Great Mega Trashy Monster Junker Bot!"
  • "What? Nobody pressed dance! You are broken!"

Mother Toad

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story Quotes

  • "NOOOO! HONEY!"
  • "Well, hi there, sweetie!"
  • "You naughty little scamp!"
  • "You'll never grow up into a fine Toad with such bad behavior!"

Oho Oasis People

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "…How much is a chance?"
  • "I… don't tell no one big secret of stone wall in southeast region of island. No one. No. How offering up the fire and the brimstone to the hole in the wall makes things happen… …I don't never tell nobody that! No way! No how! No!"
  • "…I tired…"
  • "I the Great Thunderhand!!! … … …No, I the Great Liar."
  • "You call me Oho Jee. But I no know why."
  • "…Are spirits delicious?"
  • "Are we strange?"
  • "If this Oho Oasis far out in Oho Ocean, then that mean… What that mean?"
  • "…Me troubled… Can't make machine speak…"
  • "What do you do if you meet big Firebrand in room up ahead??? Huh? What you do?"

Popple

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "I can't believe it! I, Popple the Great Shadow Thief, am surrounded by these annoying plumbers of the Mushroom Kingdom. Boo! Boo, I say! I hate you! I'll show you whose boss, see?!"
  • "I'll be taking that, see?"
  • "Rookie! Rookie! Shake a leg!"
  • "Ok Rookie! It's your turn, I want you to squash those red and green drips there!"
  • "Whaaat?!? Rookie! Are you saying you're acquainted with these two palookas?"
  • "Quit your babbling, you!"
  • "You two ugly mugs came here for the same reason as us! You want the fabled Chuckola Reserve! Boo! Boo, I say! You really think you can beat me to the punch? Well, open up those ears, punks! I Popple, shadow thief, filcher of the world's riches, bet you that I get the Chuckola Reserve first! ROOKIE GO TO IT!"
  • "Great work Rookie! You just keep at it see?"
  • "Ah! Rookie!"
  • “We were stuck and couldn't get past here, see? Hiding here and waiting for a couple of schmoes was brilliant!!! All right Rookie! Let's not waste anymore time! We're golden see?"
  • "That's no ordinary soda see? We can't stand up to such a beverage!!!"
  • "The Beanstar suddenly came falling down out of nowhere… It was shocking, see?"
  • "But having treasure fall out of the sky sure is lucky! Yeah! That's right! Verrry lucky! Only Popple the shadow thief could get such results, see?"
  • "! … Rookie!"
  • "Uh-Unless my eyes are screwy… Look there! It's Red and Green from the Chateau! Well, boo! Boo to you, I say! Why does this always happen?!?"
  • "This isn't funny, see? Rookie!"
  • "These two numbskulls seem to like the old ring-a-ding-ding! Time to scrap again, see?"
  • "Oh, no! Our treasure! It's gonna fly away, see?"

Prince Peasley

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "Cheers to the superstar siblings!"

Princess Peach

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "Help me!"
  • "Luigi!"
  • "Mario!"

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

  • "Thank you Mario!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story Quotes

  • "Both of you…calm down."

Rookie

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "Yes, boss!"
  • "Red and green… I feel like I know these two from somewhere… weird…"
  • "… Yeah… Something about them feels reeeeeeeeal familiar … It makes me feel..real mad!"
  • "… For some reason, fighting these guys… Makes my gut flare up something fierce…”
  • "Oh! I remember! I remember! I… I am… I am… BOWSER THE KING!!!"
  • "How dare you guys try to mess with the Great Popple!"
  • “Whoa! that was spicy!”
  • "Oh… Ohhhh… I got heartburn…”
  • "Yes! Ohhhh yes! The path is open!"
  • "Gahhhh!"
  • "You're amazing, Boss!"
  • "…"

Shroobs

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

Princess Shroob

  • “Now it’s your turn… SIS-TER…”

Elder Princess Shroob

  • “Foolish mushroom heads… you may have bested me, but the Shroobs will live on… One day we will dance on the buried remains of your pathetic kingdom…”

Star Gate

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

  • "You are true and courageous. Your heart is filled with virtue and concern for your brother. I do recommend you watch your diet, however it is also filled with much Alfreado sauce. You should especially cut down on carbora, though it will be hard, for that is very tasty. If you curb your appetite, do some light cardio work and continue to ward your brother, you will no doubt grow to be a figure of immense popularity, yet not grow an immense belly. You may pass and I do recommend puttanesca; that stuff is great."

Starlow

Bowser’s Inside Story Quotes

  • "PARDON ME!"
  • "Sorry I'm late! This castle's huge!"
  • "Nice to meet you! I'm Starlow!"
  • "Psst… Who is that over there?"
  • "My name…? It's… Chippy!"
  • "Yup. Your minion."
  • "You defeated them when you were babies?"
  • "Wow. Only you could do that, Mario!"
  • "What's that? Luigi fought bravely as well?"
  • "Hee hee! Did you attack them with some ferocious crying?"
  • "HELLO YELLO!"
  • "YELLO GOODBYE!"

Toadbert

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

  • "By boogity!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story Quotes

  • "By boogity!"

Toads

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "E-E-E-Emergency situation! Did you see the Kingdom Courier?"
  • "Hmm… I hear humming…"
  • "Eeeeeeek!"
  • "P-P-Princess P-P-Peach… P-P-Princess P-P-Peach…"
  • "So! Off on an adventure yet again!"
  • "…I just hope your long vacation hasn't left you out of shape."
  • "That big, bad, mean, altogether nasty Bowser went rushing out toward the other exit!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story

"You two are going to Peach's Castle? Good luck Mario Bros!"

Toadsworth

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "Master Mario!"
  • "Oh, gracious! Master Luigi! Are you going to the Beanbean Kingdom, as well?"
  • "Master Mario! It seems you have quite a long road before you this time! Yes, quite long, indeed!"

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time Quotes

  • "Hold your tongue, elder me"
  • "THIS CASTLE IS DISTORTED!"

Tolstar

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "Why, could it be that Bowser, the great Koopa King,has fallen into my canon?!? Nyeck! How amusing!"
  • "Nyeck nyeck nyeeeck! I Am Tolstar the great and famed king of Stardust fields! I've heard tales of you, but you aren't very impressive in person! Nyeeeck nyeck nyeck!"
  • "If you me to get him out of there, little people, you must pay in coins. I will set him free… for all of your coins!!! And I'll even keep this most embarrassing incident a secret!!!"

Yikk

Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story Quotes

  • "Who has awakened me from my eternal slumber?"
  • "Master Creator. Bonded genius. Inventor of the Tower of Yikk."
  • "My soul slumbers in this book, my entire existence distilled into a patchwork of dreams…"
  • "I am tormented by the riddle of the boo."

Yoshi

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga Quotes

  • "So this is a movie theater…"
  • "I'm so hungry… I want to eat fruit…"
  • "At first, they taste just like beans, but then the flavor of fruit oozes out… Bean Fruit is the best! ♪"
  • "Boddle, the gentlemen who built this place, is said to be filthy rich! But what does 'filhty rich' mean? Does he own lots and lots of fruit?"
  • “Once this sign is finished, Yoshi Theater will be complete… Ooh, I can't wait! Once the theater is done, the wall by the door will be so sparkly!"
  • "Wow! Yoshi faces… Everywhere! ♪"
  • "These chairs look so cushy and comfortable… Of course, I can't sit in them because my tail gets in the way. Ha ha!"
  • "Shut up…"
  • "This room is so dark… What do you do in a 'theater' anyway?"
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